Toddsworth Toddington's Indubitable Hilarities

I got a job.

2007-08-05T18:29:32Z

I got a job working private security at a club. The chance to beat up losers who screw around was very high, and you all know my ideal job involves hitting people. I'll post more if I care later.

I won't care later.

There might be a few changes around here.

2007-06-21T15:36:17Z

You scored as Dr. Doom, You are Victor Von Doom, former classmate of Reed Richards and ruler of Latveria. All bow to your complete and total coolness, for you are DOOM!

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Dr. Doom

78%

the Red Skull

53%

Chairface Chippendale

45%

Lex Luthor

45%

Doc Ock

45%

Vandal Savage

44%

The Joker

42%

Fabian Stankowicz: The Mechano Maurauder

33%

Magneto

31%

Sinestro

25%

Solomon Grundy

25%

Black Manta

17%

Galactus

11%

Mojo

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Kelly is making me update.

2007-05-11T08:11:45Z

It's been a while since I did a real one, huh? Every once in a while I look back through to when I actually posted almost regularly. Huh, good old times. But at the moment, I'm kinda dizzy. Y'see, I just walked around for like four fuckin hours harrasing people about solar power, wearing my leather jacket in 103 degree weather. I'm kind of a tard, huh? yeah, I got a job as an environment mormon, but I dunno how long it'll last. I hate walking, and I could get a job in a call center solving idiot's computer problems for 9 bucks an hour. Why am I doing this shit? Also why am I swearing so much? Not like I don't swear. Also, Rachel and I have apparently been together for 7 months. I'm bad at timekeeping. Hi Rachel. On a less light note, I don;t feel satisfied with my life anymore. Arizona seems to have lost a lot of its charm, and I'm really hankering for Georgia for some reason, despite my former overwhelming disgust with most of its people (excluding you, Georgia friends. You guys are cool) I don't know...I guess it's cause I lived there for a long time, and it feels more like home than Arizona. Oh well. One of you will talk to me about it and I'll feel better/more conflicted.

A quiz

2007-04-27T21:42:40Z

I might as well.

What kind of villian would you be?

LJ Username

Gender

Favorite color

Do you root for good, or for awesome?

Your trusted second in command

blackrosemoth

Your arch nemesis, aka;

weathered2dust

Evil appearance

The hardened warrior, you may be evil, but you have dignity and honor. Armed with a sword and an assortment of other archaic weapons, you are a dark blade master, with your long sleeveless coat made of worn material.

What you;ve done so far

You got to where you are to cool way. You spent a good chunk of your life helping people, being good, wise, and kind. All of this was simply to get the fools to trust you. heh heh heh...

Your evil powers/skills

No man has ever bested you with a blade.

Chances of taking over/destroying world - 68%

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ashandsilence @ 2007-03-11T21:49:00

2007-03-12T04:49:13Z

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Milord Earl Todd the Ambidexterous of Bumpstead under Carpet
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

I'm actually updating

2007-02-25T09:18:33Z

Because now I'm an honest-to-god actor. That's right, motherfuckers, I'm going to be in a MOVIE. It's not a national thing, it's just a local project that's getting into a film festival, but it's an actual SCREEN FILM.

Try beating THAT with your arcade stick, Joseph.

Nicole said I had to.

2007-01-24T03:48:03Z

Leave your name and...
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours.

Kelly has far too much influence on my life, and I don't know why.

2006-12-03T08:53:46Z

COMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch ashandsilence fight

CREATE YOUR CARD

Dammit, Kelly.

2006-11-14T00:29:43Z

www.lost.eu/47b7

Go here and join up. I wanna win this thing. Do as I command.

Don't make me do it.

2006-08-31T00:03:30Z

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52109

Classes start tomorrow.

2006-08-21T06:01:10Z

Here's my schedule:

M ENG 114	<a href="/iwr/ClassInfo?term=20067&sln=12359&compact=on" target="_blank"> 12359	ENGL GRAMMAR & USAGE	3.0	N	9:15	10:30	TTH	LL 106	MCDONNELL, B
<a href="https://sec.was.asu.edu/coursedb/search/results.jsp?year=2006&term=7&campus=M&prefix=HST&cnumber=321&header=off"> M HST 321	<a href="/iwr/ClassInfo?term=20067&sln=45831&compact=on" target="_blank"> 45831	US CONST TO 1865	3.0	N	1:40	2:55	MW	ED 320	DAVIS, T
<a href="https://sec.was.asu.edu/coursedb/search/results.jsp?year=2006&term=7&campus=M&prefix=HST&cnumber=107&header=off"> M HST 107	<a href="/iwr/ClassInfo?term=20067&sln=81089&compact=on" target="_blank"> 81089	ASIAN CIVILIZATIONS	3.0	N	11:40	12:30	MWF	SCOB 250	MILLER, I
<a href="https://sec.was.asu.edu/coursedb/search/results.jsp?year=2006&term=7&campus=M&prefix=REL&cnumber=321&header=off"> M REL 321	<a href="/iwr/ClassInfo?term=20067&sln=97024&compact=on" target="_blank"> 97024	RELIGION IN AMERICA	3.0	N	12:15	1:30	TTH	SS 105	CHESNEK, C

Feel free to call any times that aren't those.

OBJECTION!

2006-07-27T00:29:07Z

Teh Internet

A zen koan

2006-07-11T11:30:14Z

One day in spring, the master had occasion to observe a student working in the field. The student, in attempting to make the rice crop grow stronger and heartier, had tried several methods. The student had most recently obtained a large quantity of bull dung, which he was spreading on the rice. However, the rice plants were very small and sickly. "Master," exclaimed the student. "What am I doing wrong? I have tried everything to help the rice grow strong." The master said, "Come, we shall leave the rice for the time being." He then washed away the bull dung. When the master and student returned in harvest-time, the rice had grown higher than it had been in the history of the temple. While the student marveled, the master said "When we work too hard at the rice, it becomes sickly, because we do not have perfect understanding of rice. However, the rice would grow whether or not we were to tend it, and by leaving it to its natural course, it becomes more than we could make it by working." The student looked to his master and said, "Master, have you given me a lesson this day?" The master smiled and said, "I do not know. Have I?" At that moment, the student became enlightened.

Something about this song made me feel like updating.

2006-07-07T06:28:47Z

I don't know why, really. I just get the most righteous headbanging vibe ever when I'm listening to it. I guess every once in a while you come across a song like that. Wierd thing is I don't really have much to update about. I am going to New York and the Georgia soon. NY for a Skeptic's conference, and then Georgia to visit family and friends. Of course, that means most of the people who're gonna read this are people I'll see. I miss you guys. Also, I'm thinking about getting my ears pierced or getting a tattoo. If I get the piercing, it'd just be some plain old silver rings, maybe with a black stone of some kind in them. If the tattoo, I'm going to get The Brand on my left bicep. This, by the way, is the Brand: If you think I should do one over the other, feel free to suggest. Todd out.

I just had to share this

2006-07-02T02:26:26Z

Go here

2006-06-22T07:33:07Z

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Lord+Todd

And vote on this.

Another new userpic.

2006-05-26T08:00:33Z

Thanks to Andrew at skywalker6705 for the pic.

Also, I'm going to be a minister soon. I will be legally qualified to perform weddings and stuff. If anyone would like the Grand Druid (me) to perform a ceremony, please contact me. I'd love to do it.

Soft Outer Crust

2006-05-24T01:16:49Z

A little-known gem of a webcomic created by Dave Teatro, who also created Bannanaphone. Here's one I particularly enjoy (you can fidn the rest on the web): http://www.thefucksociety.com/anim.php?id=soc11&w=300&h=300

This is one of those updates in which I don't really say anything, but expect you to read it anyway.

2006-05-10T10:55:34Z

I found this quote tonight:

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man in the arena, whose face is marred with dust and sweat and blood, who strives...who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring penalty, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who have never known neither victory nor defeat." -Teddy Roosevelt

Ahh, Theodore. You're the man I wish I was. Well, one of three. And Conan the Barbarian and Guts aren't real, so you win.

My new userpic

2006-05-01T10:10:32Z

Thanks to Melanie for the inspiration. I made the pic from this image:http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b94/ashandsilence/Monoclepop.jpg

Well then.

2006-04-27T07:29:00Z

So, I'm going to a Rob Zombie concert tomorrow. Thanks Melanie and Sigi for the ticket. I owe you both one.

And, um...huh. I really don't have much else to say. Hmm...goddamnit, why can't my journal be more eventful? Oh well, I'll tell a racist joke I thought of tonight.

What's the difference between a black and a jew? A jew can read. (I'm sure you're proud, Joseph.)

EDIT: I remembered something! I was driving back from getting subs with Melanie, Sigi, and Ian (for all you Georgia people: girl, Guy bigger than me, Jew) and Melanie and I went to the record store (she was giving me a ride to my car.) So, anyway, I bought "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead, and I was playing that as I drove home. So, as I pull up to a light, a bunch of obviously drunk people pull up next to me. They invite me to a kegger, and one of the guys shouts that the girl who first got my attention had a "small vagina" and then asked if I had a big dick. I told them I'd think about going to their party, and they gave me very vague directions. I didn't really want to go, because who wants to have sex with some drunken slut propositioning guys from her car?

...yeah, shut the fuck up.

I am physically unable to resist posting this.

2006-04-03T07:27:02Z

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2006-03-29T22:25:00Z

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It's Lent now.

2006-03-01T10:01:11Z

I said that, for Lent, I would give up empty threats. All of them.

God, this is going to be hard.

Today was a good day.

2006-02-20T06:28:29Z

So I went to the Renaissance Faire. I know I spelled that wrong, but I don't know the right spelling, so eat me. Anyway, I saw three jousting matches (and cheered til my throat was kinda scratchy), and got some medieval food. I bought some huge flagon thing, which is pretty sweet. I also bought a sword. A REAL sword; not some wall-hanger piece of shit, but a WEAPON. According to the guy, it can split a cinderblock (which I will be testing as soon as I can). In addition, I bought a pair of leather bracers; black with green trim, and sticking out frillage type leather. I'll take pictures soon (both of the sword and bracers). And I got some random hot girl's number. That was pretty good.